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Planet Loff

Planet Loff is the newest discovery in the Milky Way galaxy. Planet Loff is special in the fact that by sheer mass it is the largest object ever discovered in the universe. It makes Jupiter (formerly our solar systems largest planet) look like a grain of sand. It has its own gravitational pull and its own unique atmosphere. Vegitation on Planet loff is sparse, especially at the North end. Scientists estimate the age to be between 24-32 years old. This is considered young by universal standards. A rare characteristic that planet loff displays is the ability to stay almost perfectly alligned with southern California, ocasionally alligning its self with Las Vegas, Nevada. Scientists are learning more about this new discovery every day but so far what they know is exciting, according to experts it bears a striking resemblence to the much smaller and much, much, much older planet Anthony.
Holy fuck that fuckers head is so big it looks like planet Loff!
by Guacamoley October 27, 2007
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robert-plants

robert-plants are insanly tight pants for a guy. also known as nut-huggers. the are named for the led zeppelin front man who wore nut-huggers all the time
wow i didn't realize i wore my robert-plants but i can see my bulge.
by dosiah doyce March 7, 2010
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Planetside 2

A New FPS where the main goal is not die every 30 seconds. Oh, and also use tanks to run over people and shoot at aircraft, hoping to land a hit, but missing every time.
I am gonna mess those guys up! Oh. Shit. I'm dead. *Ragequit Planetside 2*
by kab355 February 1, 2014
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Planet of the Apes

A 1967 film by 20th Century Fox Starring Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, and Kim Hunter. This movie was a legendary science fiction film where apes rule over men. This movie won an Honary Academy Award for Outstanding Make-up Achievement. The movie made 4 sequels, 2 TV series and a whole bunch of contrerversy.
have you seen Planet of the Apes?

Ya the one where Apes can talk but humans cant.

Ya that movie had pretty cool make-up didnt it?

Ya it won a record for costing so much money for make-up.
by The Blac God of death June 22, 2004
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planet ass

a place where people with girlfriends or boyfriends live because they get so much ass.
a place where people without lovers wish they lived
That girl must live on planet ass. She has a new boyfriend every other week.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.
by kjo March 5, 2007
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Planet Ki

Planet Ki, in Anunnakism and Zuism, is the same as Planet Earth, the term Planet Ki is used to refer to the Earth at the time that (supposedly) the Anunnaki were physically on Earth and is the term used to refer to the Earth as an Anunnaki planet or like Anunnakism and Zuism becoming major religions on Earth or even referring to planet Earth becoming Anunnakist and/or Zuist.
"Planet Ki is the Anunnaki version of Earth."
by Full Monteirism August 2, 2021
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