Yeah your last Marriage Plan was known for dropping calls randomly, bad service when you needed it the most, and way too expensive. They always try to get you to sign up for 'new, improved' service after they drop you without notice. Don't fall into that trap again...
by Sun23TK November 27, 2010
Initial Investor: May I have a copy of your business plan?
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.
by TheOneAndOnlyllldd October 13, 2014
v., tr.
Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by Moggraider August 20, 2009
A Canadian band that writes songs about what had happened to them at least once before and to other people.
Don't like Simple Plan?
THEN FUCK OFF!
THEN FUCK OFF!
by Go Suck Your Mothers Balls May 13, 2011
One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks".
by A|pha July 14, 2005
A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.
by ASPG October 24, 2008
this is the girl/guy that you call when you are drunk and horny. You wouldn't have sex with Plan F when you are sober, but you didnt pick up anyone at the bar and cant get ahold of anyone else. Plan F is the person that no matter what time it is, he/she will always let you come over and have your way with them.
GUY1: "Ahh man, I was so wasted last night."
GUY2: "Did you meet up with Kim?"
GUY1: "No, she fell asleep and I couldn't get ahold of any of my other booty calls, so I went to Plan F's house and woke her ass up."
GUY2: "Eww, damn you must have been desparate."
GUY2: "Did you meet up with Kim?"
GUY1: "No, she fell asleep and I couldn't get ahold of any of my other booty calls, so I went to Plan F's house and woke her ass up."
GUY2: "Eww, damn you must have been desparate."
by silkysmooth85 September 21, 2009