pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required

Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle

by wch-meister July 26, 2016

pinch nigga

that one dirty muther fucker who always has yur back when u have no dip and need a pinch

"ayo my pinch nigga, can i get some of that straight?"

by warinheer May 1, 2008

pinch and drag

The best way to scratch a scrotum. A pinch of the skin is "dragged" across the sensitive testicles to relieve the itch.

Do women pinch and drag too?

by igotbackstage January 9, 2009

pinch hitter

When your dominate masturbating hand is out of commission for some reason, you utilize your opposite hand to take care of business.

Fuck, how am I suppose to jack off with this cast on my hand. Guess ill have to bring in my pinch hitter.

by double AyeD July 28, 2010

Pinch-N-Twist

Taking the bra off with the one-handed reach around. Unoticed by the female occupant

How'd you take her bra off?...Dude!! Really?! You didn't use the Pinch-N-Twist?!

by Tough Guy Ty November 12, 2009

Pinch n Roll

When a guy has itchy balls . and he pinch's it and rolls to stop the recent itch .

Man has an itch downstairs , so he goes in . pinches the sack then rolls. aka the Pinch n Roll

by babykdee August 27, 2011

pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

by Chris November 14, 2004