Pickled Seabiscuit

The act of pickling a man's severed penis, drying it out, and using it to please yourself.

When I was eight, I found a pickled seabiscuit on my teacher's desk.

by PickleGod762 January 2, 2023

pickled

(n) the act of inhaling and later vomiting an entire pickle at someones house.

"Adam was so wasted last night, he pickled Ariana"

"yeah, he was really living his vomit life."

by LYVL June 2, 2011

pickled

The act of pouring pickle juice into a girls vagina, fucking it and then having her suck your dick dry.

I was so pissed at my girlfriend that i pickled her

by poopypants12345 February 20, 2011

pickledbread

a nother meaning for the word dildo

you use pickledbread dont you

by stephan August 15, 2004

pickled pony

a type of shot that involves whiskey and pickle juice.

man that pickled pony put me over the edge last night!

by oh nawnaw February 13, 2010

The Human Pickled Egg

It is the name for a girl who is a wild character and loves to have a cainful evening on a friday night in the Gardinerz.

"The Human Pickled Egg", also, "The Picken", or "Jordan", loves to deck herself to Lady GaGa on a weekend after being severelly skullcapped for the smallest fee available!

by thehumanpickledegg February 15, 2009

pickled

College day prank: perfomed in a dining hall. Someone places a pickle on someones shoulder in the kitchen line and then watch him/her walk through the cafeteria with a pickle on their shoulder. This can progress into bigger items such as a piece of bread.

I pickled this chief at lunch so good. He was walking around with a half-sandwich on his shoulder through the cafeteria -- people were busting!

by JaniH May 23, 2005