Porn Picker

Porn Picker:
A person who picks very authentic looking porn videos. With great taste.

Alex: Hey bro, what the hell do you even do for a living?

Andrew: Oh I'm a Porn picker.

Alex: what the fuck is that?

Andrew: Oh I pick the best porn for me and your mom to watch.

by Mr.Stone May 16, 2011

American Picker

someone always messing with their junk.

gosh, Ted is always digging at his junk. What an American Picker.

by racercorky October 2, 2010

Pineapple Picker

A homosexual man who chases after overweight Samoan/Hawaiian men.

Pineapple Picker, Rice Queen, Potato Queen, Chubby Chaser, Sugar Daddy

by Peacocks&PinkLemonade November 6, 2012

Cotton Picker

Working extremely hard; Busy. Commonly used in the workplace. Can also be shortened to CP.

Person 1: "Hey wanna grab a coffee at 10:30am"

Person 2: "Can't dude my boss has me working like a cotton picker"

Person 1: "That sucks. Maybe tomorrow then."

Colleague 1: Hey what's your status?"

Colleague 2: "CP"

Colleague 1: "No worries will call back later."

by Willis101 July 25, 2009

prune picker

A Montana slang term for someone from California. Used in a derogatory sense. Many people from California do not know that Prunes are dried plums. You pick a plum.

We saw him in the bar with his new Stetson. We knew he was a Prune Picker because we saw him get out of the Lear at the Bozeman airport.

by Robert J. Lanier from Susan at Trader Joes, both from Montana March 16, 2007

Alaskan Cherry picker

The act of eating a girl out while the woman is on her period. May also involve the removal of the tampon with ones teeth.

Guy:I gave that girl an alaskan cherry picker, by the end i looked like ozzy osbourne after he ate that bat!
guy2: You're sick.

by Cherrpicker December 9, 2008

cotton-picker

A cotton-picker is any person, regardless of race, who picks cotton.

Many white people and Hispanics were cotton-pickers in the rural South. I am a white woman, born and raised in Arkansas but now living in the North, married to an architect. I picked cotton in the 1950's for spending money, along with my peers. I am proud of the fact and have a tendancy to brag about it!

by MLR November 9, 2008