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Phlegmocrat

Phlegmocrat (flem oh krat) NOUN. An especially lazy or slimy Democrat.
When Feinstein was a city supervisor, she got the mayor's job because he was assassinated.

While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.

Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.

She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.

She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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phlegmed up

That horrible sensation when you have just coughed or sneezed and a hot sensation bubbles up from your throat and you realise that you are just about to phlegm up.
Malcolm stood in the middle of his garden, guests surrounding him. He tried to clear his throat as it felt raspy. He tried for a cough and before he knew it an acrid tasting and foul orange dart of hot spew issued forth from his mouth and down onto his shoes. Everyone looked stunned and disgusted including his aunt Miriam. They all knew what had just happened. Malcolm had phlegmed up.
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
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dong phlegm

When a sick and twisted girl chokes on your cock, while you explode with such force it leaves a little jizzymcjizzle on her throat causing her to cough obnoxiously for hours until its gone
Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.
by DoneSwaff September 21, 2008
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road-phlegm

( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.
Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.
by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007
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phoebe

A tall, shiny hair lass. Whom listens to bangin toons dat r cray, lyke her!!!!
Dis gurl

Person1- Av u seen dat gurl? (phoebe)
Galioth- Yea i, ay ay as, mate
Person3- Galioth is da cray kid en da hood, but i lyke phoebus yo yo
Person 4(brian) - Last nite we erd phoebus singin sum toons and was gud yer
person 6- shut yer face brian you don't even know phoebe
person 7- phoebe phoebe phoebe
goliath- as we enter the new age. the concept of phoebe, and everything she stands for, will help guide and support us as we face a new age of uncertain futures and confusion about the nature of truth. But even throughout these troublesome and irritating times of youth- and new technology that can be used against us. We must learn to consult Phoebe, and the Phoebus logic and ways to help us become stong, as one, one together- renewed against it all.

PHOBUS IS LIGHT PHOEBE IS US

the meaning and the true truth, we love our saviour the phoebe. She is OUR SALVATION. ONE FOR PHOEBE.
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by PHHHHHHE August 28, 2014
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phoebe

A beautiful, perfecT and strong girl. She can break your heart and fuck up your brain if you fall in love with her. Burning love but painful.
Friend: damn. What happened?
Person: Phoebe happened
by Gigi03 March 11, 2017
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Phoebe

If you know a girl called Phoebe, be careful! She is very unpredictable. She’s only loyal to her closest friends. If you screw with her friends, watch out because she’ll make your life a living hell. A Phoebe will love being the centre of attention and has a lot of confidence. If you date a Phoebe, be prepared for her to become clingy and jealous, but also loving and caring. A Phoebe will usually be amazing in bed and have a high sex drive. She may be loyal to you but sometimes she can’t resist temptation.
Guy: ‘Dude I met this girl last night and she’s totally a Phoebe
by sexyasiandisappointment July 28, 2018
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