Phil

A big big loser who has fetishes for his dad wearing pink/leapord skin speedos.

Phil

by Jessi Lou Poo October 16, 2008

dr phil

The most brutal warrior ever to be spawned by a human. Dr Phil is a television psychiatrist who, in his spare time, kills hookers, babies, old people, and anyone who stands in range of his onslaught. Dr Phil cannot die, but can only get stronger. People make fun of him, and then suddenly stop. BECAUSE THEY DIE! It is believed that Chuck Norris once went under the training of Dr Phil, and is his greatest pupil. To this day, Dr Phil still pwns noobs.

John: Did you hear that Dr Phil can fly?
Jim: Wouldn't surprise me. I mean, he IS Dr Phil!

by me? February 14, 2006

Philarp

A philarp is when air enters the male sex organ and is then released out from the tube of justice (the same place the air entered). Originating from the Latin word eximo-viscus. Odor clouds are prominent due to penile disfunction or disease. Also can be compared to a woman's queef .

I was flab stabbing this ho in the back of my hooptie and while I thrusted my spear of might into her nappy dugout I suddenly philarped and out came a gassy cloud.

by 3 legged man April 13, 2007

Philadelphia Union

A Major League Soccer club based in Chester, PA (close to Philadelphia.) Started in 2010, the Union have earned a reputation of loud fans, with the largest supporters group being the Sons of Ben (SoBs.) They had the best uniforms until management slapped a bimbo sticker on the front. The Union play on the Delaware River Waterfront in the shadow of the Commodore Barry Bridge. Doop.

Union Fan: Hey lets crush the energy drinks this weekend!
New York Fan: you can't match our washed up brand names.
Union Fan: We will doop on you sell-outs. Philadelphia Union til I die!

by Letouxlegit April 28, 2011

Philson

Nice guy fun to be with and is very caring towards his close friends although he may appear reckless he is actually a very wary guy
If he shares his close information with you,it means that you are very close to him
Good choi

Awesome philson

by Burnt apples March 3, 2019

Phil Mitchelled

A state of extreme self induced intoxication often caused by large volumes of alcohol and/or illegal substances.

Tonight lads, lets get Phil Mitchelled

by Superfical Snail January 3, 2017

Dr. Phil

Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life

I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.

by swaggygin December 15, 2017