une petit merde

a little shit in french.
geeks use it to swear at each other while sounding smart (ish) or just the french.

tu est une petit merde! meaning you are a little shit.

by lolfotflollmfaoimbored July 21, 2011

petitent

The small shielded venue in which children can not only pet the geese but shave them.

Earl took the kids over to the petitent. I hope they get a big one after we spent all that money on the tar.

by Freedy Al January 12, 2009

Petitza

pro. pa-TEET-za. A small piece of pizza.

Mac: Who'd like a slice?
Mom: Not much for me - just a petitza.

by bob beeflips August 25, 2009

Jon-Petter

Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.

With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...

by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009

ton pénis est petit

French for “Your Penis Is Small”

French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!

by Minecraft1238 March 22, 2019

petition

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.

Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.

by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

pretite

Someone who is both pretty and petite.

Damn girl, you pretite!

by Siljestam August 6, 2017