pertner

This is how Cowboys say partner

I like that there gun pertner

by Definitely real dude February 12, 2022

Pentle

hey, is that you from discord :|

I know a guy named "pentle" on discord.

by Michaeleton July 3, 2022

pentle

PN, IS THAT YOU?

i know a pentle from scratch & discord.

by Michaeleton July 3, 2022

perplexing occurrences

when your friend forgot the name of stranger things so they call it perplexing occurences. either that or they wanna be funny cause they’re an ass

man 1: hey wanna watch perplexing occurrences?
man 2: what the hell are you on?
man 1: top of ur mom
man 2: get out

by hearts4mark July 17, 2022

Portlex

A stupid homeless from portland that moved from portland to Washougal and uses the c tran often

“Stop complaining you stupid portlex faggot”

by Portlex the ruler September 12, 2022

Pertile

A last name that can be used to describe crazy ppl or ppl with a lot of mental disabilities and cant forget the anger issues. If its not obvious Im a pertile everyone has adhd in my family and a few ppl have dyslexia and dysgraphia. My whole grade is scared of me

Boy 1: xxxxxxxx pertile hit me really hard and it hurt a lot.
Xxxxxxxx's friend: youll get used to it I deal w it daily.
Xxxxxxxx's other friend: yeah you just have to meet her other side
Boy 2: what other side
Xxxxxxxx's friend: the side that will be saying "stawp my brain hurts" and other dumb shit bc she cant focas

by Adumbassbitch January 11, 2023

Pertwee coma

A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.

Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.

The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.

by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023