Rick Perry Party

The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.

1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"

2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"

by Unknownfrito August 11, 2011

J. Percy Page High School

J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.

Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.

by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011

perky butt

buttocks that are primarily tight muscle, incorporating a snapping, crisp movement while walking. the snapping motion lends itself to fantasies of the sex act

she had a perky butt that was excruciating to watch!

a perky butt tends to command attention

how criminal to observe departure of a perky butt

by michael foolsley March 11, 2010

fred perry

A British sportswear and smart-casual fashion label established in 1953 taking the name of the famous tennis player fred perry and using an olive branch in a laurel as its logo. The brand has and still is popular with many british youth subcultures such as mods, skinheads, chavs, and indie kids.

As a Mod, I myself wear and like Fred Perry's classic items such as their polo shirts, knitwear and smart looking gear. However the label has been ruined in recent years by chavs and indie kids. Chavs tend to wear the cheaper or not-so-flattering/ugly fred perry items like tracksuits, tshirts with a big fucking logo across the chest etc. The indie kids just look a fucking state in anything.

In all Fred Perry is mostly a very high quality, potentially smart and sexy looking clothing range or it is tacky and ugly looking. Unlike other British brands such as Ben Sherman, Fred Perry is still not widely sold outside the UK, except usually on export or via the internet etc. In the UK Fred Perry is usually sold via third-party retailers, via the net or in the Fred Perry store.

1)Random Guy: "When will fred perry keep it real and take their stuff out of chavy JDSports"

2)Traditional Mod/Skinhead: "I dont wear any Fred Perry polos other than the M1200 slim-vintage fit"

by christhemod September 2, 2007

Percy Jackson

The cheekiest male model demigod in existence. Nuff said.

Omg Percy Jackson is so hot

by Greekgeek001 April 12, 2019

Juliana Perry

is a bitch, pretends to be your friend, calls you a sped when you tell her to stop smoking meth

YOUR AS GOOD AS Juliana Perry

by bobby skont March 9, 2019

perryville

Now defunct fan site for 80s AOR god Steve Perry. Made BY old fat sad women FOR old fat sad women. Known as PV for short. Run by lying thieves. Completely hated by the Journey Fan Community.

"Hey, did you ever see Perryville?"

"Yeah, those women are crazier than a shithouse rat - poor Steve Perry, how does he attract such dross?"

by Elesa November 30, 2007