Pressed Chicken

To squash your sack and semi hard penis against a window/glass surface.

My parents were having a party outside, so i dropped my shorts and gave 'em a pressed chicken

by nine February 18, 2004

fake depressed gacha kid

self diagnosed depressed 9-14 year olds who like gacha life and think they’re cool. they growl at people and sing songs like dynasty, human, fight song, angel with a gun, etc. they think being gay is a trend and usually are violent.

“i think i have depression..”
“do u like gacha life?”
“yea why.”
“hahahahahahaha, fake depressed gacha kid!!!”

by OneOfRamona’sEvilEx’s September 28, 2021

pressed ham sandwich

A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).

Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.

by SlangEditorial May 2, 2008

Depressed

Depressed: A feeling of sadness and loneliness. When you are depressed you feel like the world is turning on you which might lead to self harm. If anybody has self harm in mind, please don't do it. Speak to a loved one or anyone such as a therapist. Depression is not a joke.

I'm depressed I can't do anything right.
Everybody hates me.

Person 1: Look at that person over there!
Person 2: Yeah, rhey sure do look depressed.

by Your Friendly Dictionary :) July 7, 2018

Pressed

When Andres is getting angry or mad that his WAP squad is mopping up W's without him.

On September 27th 2020, WAPs got a FAT DUB, and Andres was pressed.

by Firebigtuna September 27, 2020

tumblr depressed

The type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on Tumblr.

BOY 1: Yo did you hear Heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
BOY 2: Yeah man, I heard she just got Tumblr and prob got Tumblr depressed

by Rickety Wrexked January 25, 2017

Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021