san pedro

"san pedro" (Trichocereus pachanoi) is a "dangerous" visionary drink. that's a famous cactus extract from mexico, peru, bolivia and ecuador. its used to shaman rituals to get relaxed.

san pedro gets me to find myself... ritual

by cheecheeng April 15, 2006

Pedro Mexico

The name given to mexican stalkers that one might find lurking in the dark corners of Pendleton College, and perhaps Bolton University, unless it decides to stalk its classmates to Salford uni, in which case they shall be thinking 'FML'.

Socially awkward, usually asks 'are you ok?' repeatedly even though you just told it you was fine 30 seconds ago.
Other quotes 'who do we have today'
'what time do we finish today'
'eep'

It also wears the same clothes every single day.

Usually having a conversation with it makes one think you're high because one is like 'what tha fuck'

Doesn't know how an ipod works.

If one finds Pedro Mexico has a romantic partner, chances are the poor thing is about to be pushed under a bus of kept hostage (see: Please Dont Leave Me - Pink).

Resembles Sevurus Snape.

Bullshitter.

Is that Snape from Harry Potter?' 'No, its just Pedro Mexico

by pepsi nivea ipod dock March 24, 2011

Pedro junior

A very sexy awesome brave and great guy. Is one of the biggest freaks in bed youll ever meet. Girls love the pleasure his long tounge brings to them. Very charismatic has alot of friends. And a lot of girls will wish they had him. He has a lot of girls to choose from but he denies it because he only focuses on that one girl that drives him crazy all of the time. He is a great athlete great friend honest loyal and he will keep your secrets no matter what he wont tell anyone anything even under the greatest preassure. He is a Great actor and usually has a smoking hot body that drives girls nuts!! You are lucky if you have pedro as a friend and even luckier if u have him as your boyfriend. But you would never ever want to be on his bad side although usually short when threatned by another person alone or in front of his friends he is no longer that nice guy you use to like he is the hulk himself.

Pedro junior is a great guy to have around.

by The future one January 4, 2015

Pedro

Pedro is fucking awesome and he gets all the bitches, he is better than all of his friends and they wish they could be like Pedro. Pedro is also above average height btw

Look at Pedro being above average height

by PhafreitasIsHotAf January 28, 2021

Dom Pedro II

The most Based and Redpilled emperor of Brazil and the best Monarch ever. Dom Pedro II was smart, strong, a good person, he modernized Brazil and lead the country to a greatness and he is the reason why Brazil should have a monarchy again.

Person 1: Bro I just studied Brazilian History, and Dom Pedro II was such a based guy!
Person 2: I know right?! He was so cool!

by ImperatorCaesar January 25, 2021

Pedlow Bob

Man, this is one shady guy. Came from too much trenchcoating-action. Goes by the name of "Gary" in the day.

Uncle Ben = "Hey Gary, Your Dinners Ready...."

Pedlow Bob = "IM NOT HUNGRY!" *flings trenchcoat open*

by Foxeh April 8, 2005

petrowhore

A "scientist" who sells their soul to the oil companies to intentionally mislead the public into believing pseudo-science that ultimately benefits the petroleum corporations.

"Petrowhore and multi-millionaire Dr. John Doe sits on the board of Chevron and continues to promote misinformation regarding the cause and effects of global warming ..."

by Lisa G September 1, 2008