A rat with pedophile-like qualities; even worse than a devil rat. A pedo rat is one who scavenges for underaged minors like rats scavenge for trash. Their goal is to make children uncomfortable.
When I was in high school, my pedo rat boss asked me out on a date.
Last night, a middle aged pedo rat asked for my number on the subway.
Last night, a middle aged pedo rat asked for my number on the subway.
by jimhuttonismyidol July 13, 2021
Get the Pedo Rat mug.A pedo-meter is a non-specific measurement describing the distance between an area where there is a general presence of minors (such as a school or a park) and the nearest pedophile, and the likely hood they will offend. A distance of 1 pedo-meter suggests there is a 50% Chance of pedophile activity in the area; the distance shares an exponentially inverse relationship with pedophile activity.
Person 1. "This park is about 6 pedo-meters away, so the kids are quite safe"
Person 2. "Shit that's not bad, when I was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time"
Person 2. "Shit that's not bad, when I was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time"
by Frederick McCock May 14, 2013
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Girl 1:Hey you see that guy over there?
Girl 2:Yea.
Girl 1:Well he keeps giving me a Pedo-Smile. It's creeping me out.
Random Guy:If you don't want any attention, then you should cover your left nipple. It's been hangin' out ever since.
Girl 1: (Quickly fixes her shirt)
Girl 2:Yea.
Girl 1:Well he keeps giving me a Pedo-Smile. It's creeping me out.
Random Guy:If you don't want any attention, then you should cover your left nipple. It's been hangin' out ever since.
Girl 1: (Quickly fixes her shirt)
by Im a CAT lawlz October 18, 2010
Get the Pedo-Smile mug.A Pedo-Fish is a peadophile who can hold his breath for a really long time and is also good at gargling balls. A Pedo-Fish uses a white van to abduct little kids and has a fishy smell to him.
Person 1: I saw a white van and in the backs was barrels of water and candy, I think a Pedo-Fish is luring his next victim sometime soon.
Person 2: Well the quireboys at church went missing last week so it makes sense.
Person 2: Well the quireboys at church went missing last week so it makes sense.
by EmergentAxis810 May 30, 2016
Get the Pedo-Fish mug.Someone who hurt your pride by telling you that your invention is useless and tell you to stick it up your ass.
A: I just saved all the boys from the cave by diving. It proves that your submarine is useless. Stick it up your ass.
B: You are a pedo guy.
B: You are a pedo guy.
by Elongated Muds September 4, 2018
Get the Pedo Guy mug.A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.
He is coming for you.
He is coming for you.
Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!
by a mysterious stalker June 9, 2010
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