peanut suprise

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.

After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise

by CraZy E July 11, 2006

Peanut Butter Party

The act of smearing peanut butter all over oneself and proceeding to have a 15 hooker gangbang.

I had a Peanut Butter Party last night and it was phenomenal!

by Cozy Cove Bunch November 8, 2008

Peanut Grundle and Jelly

The sandwich resulting from applying copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly to the grundle, followed by wiping said peanut butter and jelly off with two slices of bread and consuming the sandwich.

While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.

Thomas dared Ben to eat a peanut grundle and jelly sandwich for $50. Ben was hesitant because it was only $50, to which Thomas replied, "Dude, you get a sandwich too."

by tgbt February 7, 2009

Peanut Butter Bagel

When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.

She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!

by JDGfootman April 26, 2009

Peanut butter face

When a person, usually a female, wears so much makeup that it looks like she put a thin layer of peanut butter on her face.

"That girl wears a lot of makeup."
"She has a peanut butter face."

by SlothManJones April 20, 2017

Peanut Butter Hours

When all the roomates who are allergic to peanut butter go to bed.

guy 1: Thomas, that clown roommate of ours, finally went to bed .
Guy 2: I’ve been waiting for Peanut Butter Hours all day, Earl.

by FunnyDog55 May 12, 2018

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

by pastramilad November 23, 2022