pu putt bitch

1. a shameless, ignorant woman 2. a female who betrays you and feels no remorse 3.a fake woman who steal your money

If Tonya doesn't pay me back that $500, I am going to slap that pu putt bitch till I can't feel my hand!

by SlitherySylvie March 2, 2018

Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

putty exam

An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.

I better start kissing up after that putty exam.

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

putty rub

To spread ones ass cheeks and rub ones asshole on to someone elses nose.i.e. rubbing in the putty

One of my mates passed out last night after too many beers, so we gave him a chunky putty rub.

by gambitgander April 6, 2008

puttin on the ritz

When one (usually a male) dresses up to go out looking suave and devinare (not a shirt and sum slacks i mean---- shoes shined, pants pressed, shirt iron, clean socks jacket and a hat

Yo, i got this new girl, she so up class its a bitch cuz i gotta put on the ritz for her, but as long as i get her sweet ass.

by alchemist metalhead January 1, 2005