boy: a shawty i herd u fucked o boy round da block
girl: nigga dats a dead situation he stright kickin da whale wit dat 1.
girl: nigga dats a dead situation he stright kickin da whale wit dat 1.
by poohbaby2505 August 23, 2009
Get the Dead Situationmug. Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."
Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"
Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."
Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"
Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."
by T.Bone April 16, 2007
Get the Skeezer Situationmug. I had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but I got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. It was a real Seinfeld situation!
by Hans v June 10, 2011
Get the Seinfeld situationmug. A situation, normally occurs late at night, which causes one to find everything funny to the point where if someone simply said the word 'teaspoon', they will break into a laughing fit.
by haddietix November 18, 2010
Get the Teaspoon Situationmug. A questionable event brought up in conversation which has already happened, or has been planned out completely in the speaker's mind and is waiting for public approval.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Woman: Hypothetical situation - If a girl were to come up to a guy and bend over to pick up a pencil so he would look at her ass, then yell at him for looking, does that make her a bitch?
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
by Jack Lumber III December 27, 2011
Get the hypothetical situationmug. n: a situation in which one's testicles are stuck to the side of their thigh, usually on a hot day due to sweat. Goes hand in hand with the Elvis Walk and a Slippery Slope
John: Bro, why are you doing lunges?
Mike: I'm trying to get rid of this Sticky Situation.
John: No shit.
Mike: I'm trying to get rid of this Sticky Situation.
John: No shit.
by Whoopsht October 9, 2011
Get the Sticky Situationmug. According to UD, the unavoidable outcome of a scenario where "shit just got real" is always a hostel situation.
by MMRandySavage June 13, 2010
Get the Hostel situationmug.