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Phantom Nutsack

When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.
Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack
by The Nutsack Slinging Slasher October 27, 2021
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Tap dancing on my nutsack

A term used to describe how it feels for someone who is micromanaging or nitpicking about minimal details. To nag someone.
I wish she would act her wage and stop telling me this and that about every little thing! She needs to stop tap dancing on my nutsack!
by srae March 2, 2019
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Big stinky nutsack

When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.
Bitch make me a big stinky nutsack. I wanna eat it. Please?
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
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Sweaty Nutsack

When the Scrotum has been banged on a woman's ass so many times to the point when it starts to release sweat glands.
Daniel: SUCK IT MARIA!

Maria: YES, I'LL SUCK IT REAL NICE

- Maria notices the Sweaty Nutsack-

Maria: EWWW WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR BALLS.

-Marriage ends in a divorce-
by Your weird friend June 24, 2019
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Reverse Shit-covered Nutsack

When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.
Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...
by TallTin September 18, 2017
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nutsack

A little more information than you can pack in a nutshell
That's it in a nutsack.
by Clem Carbunkle January 17, 2024
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Nutsacking

When your ass gets so tight you have the urge to cum in your socks
P1: Bro. THAT MAN just nutsacked.
P2: That man is nutsacking.
P3: I Nutsacked.
P1/P2: AYOOO
by Farderofpoop2023 November 22, 2023
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