Chocolate Moose

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

chocolate coin

the act of inserting two fingers into your partners ass in a deliberate forward and backward motion, like pushing a coin into a slot machine.

John: I gave my girlfriend the best chocolate coin last night, she loved it.

by suttonlad March 12, 2014

Chocolate Waffle

A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.

Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.

n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.

See also UpperDeck

Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.

by SidJihad November 5, 2013

chocolate butterfly

the act of spray farting into the mouth of one's sexual partner

Gee willy, I sure felt randy after giving that girl a chocolate butterfly and then throwing her out of the window.

by Professor Bling April 13, 2007

Chocolate Meatball

When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.

That chocolate meatball last night hurt like a son of a bitch.

by AuJaBas93 January 16, 2009

Chocolate Noodle

An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.

Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

chocolate lady

1. a horny middle aged woman who unabashedly verbalizes her fantasies about youger men, often with a Fran Drescher- like intonation, named for the almost universal adoration and overconsumption of chocolate these women exhibit

2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady

Chocolote Lady: Mmmm! That Bo Bice has such a tight little ass!

Observer: Chocolate lady, three o'clock.

by vivezplus September 2, 2006