Grandpa titties

When your nipples are looking old and wrinkly

Pass the lotion I have a major case of the grandpa titties right now!

by g.t.s35 May 30, 2019

grandpa-sharp

To be as sharp as grandpa used to keep his knives― very, very sharp. Sharp enough to shave with or cut through paper easily. Much sharper than dad-sharp.

"Nice Bowie Knife!"

"Careful! It's grandpa-sharp!"

by kinru July 17, 2019

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

sugar grandpa

a grandfather who severely spoils his grandchildren

Granddaughter: grandpa can you please buy me a new ipad?

Sugar Grandpa: yes of course sweetie

by Tryaniszt July 2, 2022

great grandpa

One person that is crazy but u love him anyways. Someone that stands for something. Nice and kind. Wise and funny.

Great grandpa don't eat my cat LOL!!!!

by Piperfoley7883 April 22, 2018

grandpa rant

When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes

Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--

Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.

by Deedjahkno December 29, 2007

Grandpa Guitar

A Stringed Instument Like A Lute,Mandolin,Acoustic Guitar,Etc.

Thrasher: Is That A Grandpa Guitar?!?!!?
Non-Thrasher: A What?
Thrasher: A Grandpa Guitar-Acoustic Guitar!
Non-Thrasher: Oh Yeah Do You Dig It?
Thrasher: HELL NO!!!!!!1

by Will The Thrasher April 25, 2010