bob ninja

Adj.

Describes acts of stealing, procuring, getting out of doing a difficult task, or anything sneaky around the appartment

1 A bob ninja rarely washes the dishes, cleans the shower hairtrap even after jizzing up the hairball, or does any laundry.

2 The only thing a bob ninja can't do is steal something heavier than humanly possable to carry.

3 A bob ninja always seems to have plenty of time for daily masturbating to web porn

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

blow job ninja

someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.

shena snuck up on me like a blow job ninja, and damn my dick is still smiling!

by steve-q December 26, 2012

fap ninja

one who masturbates in public without being cought and leave no trace of evidence

tom: why is my chair so sticky

Jerry: damn fap ninja!

by smurf herder 69 September 20, 2011

Ninja Gangstah

One who posesses Ninja characteristics, jedi powers and the skills of a true gangstah. In hopes of world domination, they recruit a clan, make a no-fail plan and subliminaly mind-freak you. It's not a trend... it's a life style.

"Who says herpetologists can't be ninja gangstah?"
-Devon Massyn

see Devon Massyn
see Die Antwoord

by LegitEarthLove June 28, 2010

Cock ninja

1. One who is very skilled at handling cock. So skilled that their cock handling would be comparable to that of a ninja's preying mantis kick.

2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.

Wow, that kid was a giant cock ninja.

or

"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."

"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."

by Mark and JJ May 6, 2009

ninjapie

A pie made especially for ninjas.

Ninjapie is too a word Meagan!

by C. Cubed January 1, 2009

ninjaesque

to be crafty or stealth like in the way of the ninja.

That keylogger ninjaesquely embedded itself into my sys32 file.

by squirrelz March 7, 2010