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Peruvian Nightmare

When a man of Peruvian roots performs oral sex on a female so aggressively that the girl is in so much pain that she orders him to stop. She then proceeds to limp to the bathroom to clean the blood from her vagina. When they awaken the next morning, the man looks at the female and says: "Thanks for the meal."
by limburger November 4, 2011
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eve's nightmare

John: "Why does it hurt so much today honey?"
Cindy: "Oh, I got an eve's nightmare while I was tanning nude..."
by Yoni SteinMcStine May 23, 2006
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beautiful nightmare

To dream of someone that you fantasize about; to either be a good dream or a really beautiful nightmare; to love someone who's love is to good to be true!
Listen to beyonce's song- beautiful nightmare aha :D
by Beautiful Nighmare May 23, 2008
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Father of nightmares

another name for Mistah J , aka “junior the egomaniac

J has an appetite for destruction and it’s shows in his actions and public statements about society and war. for the sinful son isn’t cruel but a necessary evil, anyone who claims to fear nothing has yet to meet the master of nightmares whom even if never heard of his name has felt him one way or another, even if albeit sensing it in the corner of your eye or well, IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.
father of nightmares is an artist of torture and pioneer of evil who dares you to be naughty so that he may reintroduce himself.

Junior is the father of nightmares, and anyone that denies it has been played by the master of deception.

The father of nightmares awaits you.
by Veronicccs January 13, 2022
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Spaghetti Nightmare

What devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc.
Usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (Turntables, anyone?)
It also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. Why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin' huge?


Maybe also be used as another term for the food at Carrabba's Italian Grill.
Bob's old wiring gets tangled in with the rest of the Spaghetti Nightmare behind his TV.

Comcast adds it's own wiring to AT&T's Spaghetti Nightmare.

I ate at Carrabba's Italian Grill, it was a Spaghetti Nightmare.
by Brisk June 15, 2004
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Sell the dream, live the nightmare

The mantra of every salesperson alive, they promise the client unachievable results if they just sign on the line. Once the dream is sold, the operations team then needs to unravel the web of deceit sold and "recalibrate" the client's expectations (i.e., the nightmare).
Todd: " How did we lose our biggest client last week?"

Tyler: "It seems once they talked with Operations they realized there was no way they could make that deadline. Another classic example of 'sell the dream, live the nightmare."
by Grant Rampus July 31, 2016
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nightmare snare

A new age tradional decoration used to trap nightmares. Works much like a dream catcher, but lures + ensnares only nightmares.
Dream catchers are for the innocent, I require a nightmare snare!
by klonopinKiel October 24, 2015
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