I want a fig newton

this means that you are looking to hook up.. I want to fuck you

If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with

by Susan T August 10, 2006

Sloppy Newton

A sexual manuver. The guy punches the girl in the stomach until she pukes. While she's puking or directly afterwards, she sucks his dick. He takes it out of her mouth, fucks her, then eats her out. Finally, he kisses her, so that the vomit has made it's way from her mouth to his penis, from his penis to her vagina, from her vagina to his mouth, and from his mouth back to her mouth again, completing the circle.

Joe punched Jane in the stomach, then gave her a Sloppy Newton.

by Greg Thomason November 14, 2006

Juice Newton

Typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than Paris Hilton and comes out all juicy.

I had a Kenny Rogers going and lost, resulting in a Juice Newton.

by Spencer M. October 2, 2006

Newton Highlands

1) A dangerous village of Newton, MA filled with savages and barbarians known for their wild behavior and Caucasian heritage.

2) A village of Newton, MA which has a higher altitude than the Majority of Newton.

3) Home to numerous Store 24's and other chain corner stores.

1) Ayo, I was riding through Newton Highlands in daddy's beamer and I was like 'WOW.' This place is fucked up.

2) Man I could barely breathe up in Newton Highlands due to the increased altitude and thinner air than I've grown accustomed to in areas closer in altitude to that of sea level.

3) I hate being outside Store 24 or other various corner store in Newton Highlands after 10 PM, shit's mad sketchy.

by ThatCoolWhiteGuy September 3, 2011

nector

1) (noun) non-existent objects that make you a savage, on point, and mlg pro,
2) (verb) calling someone cool, on point, or just plain nector

1) Jimmy said to Jamal "bruh where dem nectors at?"
2) Daeshawn said to his booty hoe "I'm 100% nector"

by BICBOI May 1, 2015

newton

boring town in Massachusetts.

newton is the safest city in america! fun.

by me May 13, 2005

Isaac Newton

(Issac Knew a Ton) The ingenious- satanic tyrant who discovered gravity and doomed the lives of high school physics students. He is the sole creator of hell known as Newtons Laws and endless mental torture . His accomplice is the infamous apple that dropped on his melon sized brain, and thus it shall also be blamed for tearing out the brains of any teenager who was simply trying to enjoy physics. Issac is the demon himself.

"I wish the apple had dropped on Isaac Newton's head at a greater F=ma, and killed him."

by Arkansoul April 12, 2017