Martyrdom

While once having a positive sacrificial meaning, now polluted by Activision's knack for an attempt to make death less fail and more win. Martyrdom was an intended military training program first seen in one of Activision's popular video game titles Call of Duty 4 as a simulation for a possible military technique to increases the chances of winning a war after failing. Their program would teach our soldiers to always have a grenade ready, pin pulled, in case they died by an onslaught of P-90 sub-machine guns, to get satisfy their already emotionless mind's need for revenge.

While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users' average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.

The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: "Asshat."

Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.

Turn off Martyrdom!

by -Rogue- September 30, 2009

Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning

Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020

Marty

Someone who selflessly gives of themselves. One who is altruistic and kind. One who works against all odd without, at times, the thanks of others. One who makes a great difference in all lives they touch.

That woman is such a Marty. She is always working to help. I wish I had her capabilities and drive!

by Juiciest Gem November 9, 2011

Murtle

The act of backing out of any activity/action/engagement/promise after having verbally and publically committed to it.

Mr. Lewis murtled after telling everyone he was going to the rally.

Mr. Gene murtled out of going to the bar with his friends because he was stuck under his boss's desk....again!

by Manidingo March 19, 2011

Marty McFlying

Riding a skateboard while under the influence of marijuana where the experience can be compared to riding a hoverboard from Back to the Future 2.

"Man, I blazed before taking the board out. I was Marty McFlying all afternoon!"

by D2U3R4 May 8, 2009

Murryism

Named after Murray Walker brittish Formula 1 motor sport comentator from 1949 to 2001, who often makes humorous mistakes during his commentary of Formula 1 races, also known for his catchphrase 'Unless I'm very much mistaken....I AM very much mistaken!'

Classic Murryism's:

"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?"

"...Cruel luck for Alesi, second on the grid. That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year..."

by Karzac November 9, 2005

Mursyidah

This name is usually used for girls. Anyone with this name is considered to be ambitious yet lazy. She is seen as an introvert but is actually an extrovert, she enjoys going out especially with friends, and can be emotional sometimes. An open-minded person and has a lot of ideas.

"I would love to be like Mursyidah one day, she is my absolute idol,"..

by Ahmad Iskandar April 28, 2020