SPUNK MUNCHER

person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player

elton john is a spunk muncher

by phat phuck June 27, 2003

titty muncher

someone who likes licking titties.
similar to breast-feeding.
see also infantalism

you fucking titty muncher

by lalamuncher February 01, 2009

carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

by David October 27, 2003

crotch muncher

N: referring to the family dog, who steals your sister dirty underwear out of the hamper, then eats the crotch out of her soiled panties. Most crotch muncher’s prefer, period panties, or ones with lots of goo in them.

Addy steals Danielle’s panties and eats the crotch out of them.
Hillary's panties are a Crotch muncher's gourmet snack.

by chris50m February 22, 2006

cum muncher

Someone that enjoys a daily glass of spunk

Sarah is a Cum Muncher

by mark27 July 20, 2006

muffin muncher

A person, male or female who goes down on a female, performing cunalingus.

josh: wow that pips' a proper lezbo
fabio: nah she aint no muffin muncher

by Demon616 aka fabio May 11, 2006

Paki muncher

A curry mucher who eats smelly/stinky pakis

my dad is a paki muncher

by Barrysbaff July 23, 2020