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Mugger

A mugger is the opposite of a skittle. It is an unattractive guy or girl. It is not the harshest term you could use but is still a generalization for an ugly person.
I would never get with her, she is an absolute mugger.
by Brit Lit October 19, 2009
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Muggle

Someone who does not have the ability to conduct magical powers. Is not skilled with a wand or with spells
A NON- Wizard, A muggle
by The Black Panther Strikes March 22, 2010
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Tit Mungler

The act of putting titties in and around your mouth, and or rubbing them around your genitals, while taking a shit. Technically for it to be a tit mungler you have to be taking the shit while in the act of doing the titty-rubbin. This may often result in poopy titties depending the situation. The shitting does not have to be done in a toilet, and is preferably done elsewhere.
"Last night Bryan wanted to tit mungler.. i full on let him but idk, it smelt so bad when he got done, some of his sludge dragon got on my titties.."
by n.spizz February 11, 2009
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mugglewump

right sexy boy, often with smaller than average hands, but this is usually made up elsewhere..
That guy last night was a real mugglewump!
by Mathew February 6, 2004
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terry mugler

an individual who happens to be a combination of terrible, ridiculous, moronic,and ugly.
Individual 1: "Hey did you just see that guy try and hit on that girl, but instead tripped and spilled his drink on her?"

Individual 2: Yeah, haha. What a terry, terry mugler.
by thestreets December 11, 2008
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spunk mugger

to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.
the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.
by mr lobby March 10, 2009
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Cock Mungler

A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.
Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007
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