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Chillin' like a motherfucker

The next level of chilling, or the intense version of chilling. Chilling so hard you might as well be on the bottom of the ocean. Not just sitting in a chair conversing with friends. Slouch down, shut your mind off, and sit there like a fucking rock. Best done in a big ass armchair. Eventually, someone will ask if you're spacing out or some shit, and you know what to tell them. "I'm chillin' like a motherfucker."
Katie: Ed, what are you doing?
Ed: *comes out of stupor* What?
Katie: Are you asleep?
Ed: Hell no. I'm chillin' like a motherfucker.
by neo! January 13, 2010
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Stupid motherfucker

Wow that stupid motherfucker has an agenda of his own.
by Dino P. December 5, 2003
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Fucking shit, motherfucker!

1. Exclamation of frustration most commonly used when unable to accomplish a relativly simple or mundane task.

2. Realization of common knowledge.
I just got home from work, and found my wife fucking some other dude, so I yelled, FUCKING SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!
by mattstud36 December 25, 2003
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Mothrafucker

A real S.O.B., a step up from motherfucker (but perhaps less offensive when heard in public). Evolved from motherfucker and inspired by the monstrocity Mothra, a foe of the famous Godzilla.
"That mothrafucker just stepped on my sac!"
"Mothrafucking Godzilla is always going around stepping on people's sacs."
"Only a real mothrafucking mothrafucker would commit such an inconsiderate act."
by TEO the Invisible Sandwich April 22, 2006
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gayass motherfucker

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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Limp Dick Motherfucker

Term attached to any male friend who repeatedly is unable to "man-up" in a variety of life situations.
When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.

Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.

Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"
by TopShelf72 August 11, 2009
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