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human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.
That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.
by RasSpoa July 24, 2021
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mosquito butt

A way to confirm that you are in agreement with a plan, or that you will be in attendance for an event.
"Everybody who wants to come to my birthday party, say Mosquito Butt!"

Q: "Wanna go get waffles?"
A: "Mosquito butt."
by Shimrath March 10, 2019
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Mosquito Ringtone

Mostquito Ringtone: Used to describe little children who play online games and have the annoying high pitched sound of a mosquito, causing your ears to bleed and give you a headsplitting migrane and causing you to have syphilis and AIDS at the same time.
Mosquito Ringtone: *HIGH PITCHED SOUND* OMG I GOT A KILL HEY HEY HEY I GOT A KILL I KILLED HIM!!! HE'S DEAD OMG HEY GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT KILLED ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS GAME IS RETARDED OMG I CANT STOP TALKING ARE YOU DEAD YET?????"
by Anonomous1004846247924 November 23, 2009
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Mosquito emailer

Somebody who persistently sends many annoying and often unnecessary emails, often rehashing discussions that had previously ended.
Greg from Accounts sent me another email about that invoice that had already been paid - the guy's a real mosquito emailer.
by secretwombat September 30, 2019
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Indeedo mosquito

A phrase synonymous to the word yes. Created by Alaine
Did you finish all of your vegetables? "Indeedo mosquito"
by GropeMyNethers July 28, 2017
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mosquito gangbanged

when misquitos eat you alive and you get bitten multiple times you have been mosquito gangbanged.
" holy fuck I just got mosquito gangbanged out there"
by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017
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The Pesky Mosquito

a dance derived in Thunder Bay, Ontario that portrays a camper swatting away, and killing a pesky mosquito.
"Oh check it out! Ian pulled out The Pesky Mosquito! Sick moves dude!"
by IanR January 3, 2010
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