Mortal kombat

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 07, 2019

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mortal kombat boots

A slang term, for Government issue boots or combat boots.

The nigga wearing mortal kombat boots, he gonna kick in your door!

by Kcsama February 25, 2024

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mortal

meaning: a living thing that can die

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: fuc-

by im a fucking idiot March 09, 2022

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mortal

a living being that is powerless, and can die only once

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: frick

by im a fucking idiot March 09, 2022

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Mortal

a well known ex-satanic extortionist from 646 often found hanging out with gores and heaven along with souls he originates from xbox com in 2019 and has since left com but will still bitch you if you false claim if you spot him report him to authorities immediately

"Mortal is good at doxxing"
"leave gc guys its Mortal"
"Mortal is the best ex-com kid known to man"

by ihyoxi on tt January 25, 2025

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