Mop top

A man with a bowl shaped, and shaggy haircut. The most famous mop tops were The Beatles, who popularized the mop top style cut in the 60s, when their manager told them that the public wouldappreciate them more if they wore the hairstyle.

The Beatles were mop tops

by Zippy117 January 19, 2009

Mop Cunt

An extremely hairy pussy that, when wet, looks like a old saggy sloppy wet janitor's mop head.

Braaaaaahh. I pulled down them panties and whohhh! I was staring at a mop cunt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Mop Bucket Dump

The Mop Bucket Dump is one of the most heinous of all acts of defecation. The anal sphincter opens to allow a virtual geyser of liquid feces to explode from the rectum and oring. The explosive force, sound, smell and the look of a Mop Bucket Dump achieves its notoriety from the that is looks no different than if a Janitor had emptied his or her filthy, used, dirty mop bucket water out into the toilet. Pure liquid dirt. You cannot tell the difference between the Mop Bucket Dump and a dumped mop bucket.

The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.

Steven thoroughly enjoyed his entrée of fresh, Norwegian prawns although he thought that they might have been a little off and rancid due to the smell and tangy after taste. About an hour later, he found his ass plastered to the toilet and arms gripping the handrails as he blew a wet, steamy, dirty, brown Mop Bucket Dump. As the sweat dripped from his brow, he realized that the prawns were in fact off.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2015

Mop the Carpet

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.

Andrea let Grant mop the carpet for her last night.

by magicmike11 February 25, 2014

mop job

1. n. A blow job.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.

1. "Dude! This chick bit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"

2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"

3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."

by Captain Hot Pocket December 9, 2008

Mop Salad

If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion.

Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.

Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...

That chick got on juicy booty shorts.... that's definitely mop salad.

That bitch is Mop Salad... She always got lollipop in her mouth.

by JoeBuddenTV August 4, 2009

Mop Chop

Mop Chop Meaning, going for a hair cut, or have had a hair cut.

Example 1;
Charles We still all goin out tonight?
John Yer, but i've gotta go for a mop chop first.

Example 2;

Charles Alryt mate, where you been?
John Just been down town for a mop chop for tonight.

by Buglass April 20, 2007