A show that shouldn't even be watched by blind and deaf people.
She sounds like a 40 year old smoker and has horrible teeth. But please forgive her Disney cant pay her enough for voice lessons. Oh wait yes they can!
She sounds like a 40 year old smoker and has horrible teeth. But please forgive her Disney cant pay her enough for voice lessons. Oh wait yes they can!
Dentist: I see we scheduled and appointment for .... Hannah montana?
Nurse: Oh not anymore she canceled.... again. Something about embracing her inner beaver teeth?
Nurse: Oh not anymore she canceled.... again. Something about embracing her inner beaver teeth?
by Lalalalalallalalalalauren November 29, 2008
"A dirty,stuck-up,sadistic,shit-eating,cocksucking,buttfucking,penis-smelling,crotch-grabbing,ball-licking,semen-drinking,dog-raping,Nazi-loving,child-touching,cow-humping,perverted,spineless,heartless,mindless,dickless,testicle-choking,urine-gargling,jerk-offing,horse face,sheep-fondling,toilet-kissing,self-centered,feces-puking,dildo-shoving,snot-spitting,crap-gathering,big nose,monkey-slapping,bastard-screwing,bead-shitting,fart-knocking,sack-busting,splooge-tasting,bear-blowing,head-swallowing,bitch-snatching,handjobbing,donkey-caressing,mucus-spewing,anal-plugging,ho-grabbing,uncircumsized,sewer-sipping,whore mongering,piss-swimming,midget-munching,douche bag,ho-biting,carniverous mail order prostituting ASSHOLE!"
Dude hannah montana is such a dirty,stuck-up,sadistic,shit-eating,cocksucking,buttfucking,penis-smelling,crotch-grabbing,ball-licking,semen-drinking,dog-raping,Nazi-loving,child-touching,cow-humping,perverted,spineless,heartless,mindless,dickless,testicle-choking,urine-gargling,jerk-offing,horse face,sheep-fondling,toilet-kissing,self-centered,feces-puking,dildo-shoving,snot-spitting,crap-gathering,big nose,monkey-slapping,bastard-screwing,bead-shitting,fart-knocking,sack-busting,splooge-tasting,bear-blowing,head-swallowing,bitch-snatching,handjobbing,donkey-caressing,mucus-spewing,anal-plugging,ho-grabbing,uncircumsized,sewer-sipping,whore mongering,piss-swimming,midget-munching,douche bag,ho-biting,carniverous mail order prostituting ASSHOLE
by commandersqwigly July 05, 2009
One of the lame overrated tv shows on Disney Channel.It's actually a bad tv show for 5 year old girls.Hannah Montana have a very bad plot.Miley Cyrus a very bad actress can't sing worth crap.The show as a whole is very crappy.The humor is very cheesy,they can't act,all of the actorsshould be going to Special Ed school.
older brother:Hannah Montana is funny.
me:It's overrated because the jokes are cheesy,singing absolutely sucks.
me:It's overrated because the jokes are cheesy,singing absolutely sucks.
by Crazy Irvin January 20, 2008
A stick, or possibly broomhandle, approximately three and a half to four feet long with a mirror attached at one end.
Usually used when one is have intimate relations with a sheep to see if the sheep is smiling.
Originally invented in Montana, where sheep outnumber people almost four to one.
Usually used when one is have intimate relations with a sheep to see if the sheep is smiling.
Originally invented in Montana, where sheep outnumber people almost four to one.
by SEB319 March 07, 2006
well, most girls my age think that i would like her, (considering i'm 12) but i don't. but hey, if you want to listen to some girl caterwaul, look like a horse, and sing 'vote for sex' backwards, be my guest. shoot, i'm not even sure she's a 'she'.
and someday, she/he will end up like most of the other child stars.
and someday, she/he will end up like most of the other child stars.
by mya mastodon April 04, 2008
A terrible show on Disney Channel featuring some ugly "nobody" girl who sings horribly and talks with a spitty tennessee accent. WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.
by Depriisha August 21, 2006
HANNA MONTANA
/HA-NYA - MON - TAN - NA/
noun
noun: HANNA; plural noun: NONE
1. a strong feeling in the butt.
"You really pulled in hard in my Hanna Montana"
synonyms: deep, fondness, tenderness, warmth, intimacy, attachment, endearment; Moredevotion, adoration, doting, idolization, worship; passion, ardour, desire, lust, yearning, infatuation, adulation, besottedness
•doggy style, butt plug, constant pain, sterilizing enigma, astranomical enter,
antonyms: Banded
•a strong feeling of affection and sexual attraction for someone.
"they were both in love with her hanna montana"
synonyms: besotted with, infatuated with, enamoured of, smitten with, passionate about, with a passion for, consumed with desire for; Morecaptivated by, bewitched by, enthralled by, entranced by; devoted to, doting on; informalmad/crazy/nuts/wild/potty about, bowled over by, carrying a torch for "I'm in love with Gillian"
•affectionate greetings conveyed to someone on one's behalf.
"give her my hanna montana when she straps it on"
synonyms: Butt Sex, Booty Call, Farty Lil Stinker
•a formula for ending an affectionate letter.
"take care, I enjoyed your Hanna Montana, Judy"
2. a great interest and pleasure in something.
"his love for football as much as I like getting plowed in my hanna montana"
synonyms: liking, weakness, partiality, bent, leaning, proclivity, inclination, disposition; More
/HA-NYA - MON - TAN - NA/
noun
noun: HANNA; plural noun: NONE
1. a strong feeling in the butt.
"You really pulled in hard in my Hanna Montana"
synonyms: deep, fondness, tenderness, warmth, intimacy, attachment, endearment; Moredevotion, adoration, doting, idolization, worship; passion, ardour, desire, lust, yearning, infatuation, adulation, besottedness
•doggy style, butt plug, constant pain, sterilizing enigma, astranomical enter,
antonyms: Banded
•a strong feeling of affection and sexual attraction for someone.
"they were both in love with her hanna montana"
synonyms: besotted with, infatuated with, enamoured of, smitten with, passionate about, with a passion for, consumed with desire for; Morecaptivated by, bewitched by, enthralled by, entranced by; devoted to, doting on; informalmad/crazy/nuts/wild/potty about, bowled over by, carrying a torch for "I'm in love with Gillian"
•affectionate greetings conveyed to someone on one's behalf.
"give her my hanna montana when she straps it on"
synonyms: Butt Sex, Booty Call, Farty Lil Stinker
•a formula for ending an affectionate letter.
"take care, I enjoyed your Hanna Montana, Judy"
2. a great interest and pleasure in something.
"his love for football as much as I like getting plowed in my hanna montana"
synonyms: liking, weakness, partiality, bent, leaning, proclivity, inclination, disposition; More
"I'm un-sure if I i'm ready to take it in the Hanna Montana"
"he is confident that their love can survive, if he puts it in her hanna montana"
"their love for the butt is love for the hanna montana"
"he is confident that their love can survive, if he puts it in her hanna montana"
"their love for the butt is love for the hanna montana"
by Dookie Monsta November 06, 2013