monke

Monkey. A human but fat and harry.
Wait, I thought humans were fatter. Oh well.
"Monke" is just a stupid way for saying "Monkey".
This is a useless definition. q(≧▽≦q)

(annoying monkey sounds)

by nouhahahahahhaa October 15, 2020

Monk

Short for "monster-cock".

A penis that can cause irreversible damage to a vagina.

An abnormally large, penis which resembles the bark of a tree.

Guy 1: Why the hell is that girl limping?

Guy 2: Didn't you know? She had sex with the monk, last night..!

Guy 1: No wonder she's walking funny!

"Omg! I can't feel my husband's cock after I had sex with the monk!!"

by ThePenileDoctor January 26, 2014

Monk

A monk is a male donk

holy crap did you see that guys ass.. its not normal he has a monk.

by brookelynn1222 November 24, 2010

Monke

A term for a Mexican

Oh my god, Domingo is such a Monke

by BigGlizz October 12, 2020

Monk

a dude wearing a black robe , chanting gibberish and then bangs their head into a piece of wood

When I'm bored I walk around like a monk

by ThatNerdyNeighbor June 16, 2016

monked

To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK

fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop November 3, 2007

Monke

A person who keeps another mans woman as his own.

Man, Tom is such a Monke, she was my best one too.

by uessssss October 14, 2020