The badest Bitch! Ghetto but Soo Fabulous! Street smart and book smart, with a weird funny sense of humor all in one. Monique's are soooo Sweet, Beautiful, smart,Loyal, funny,and not afraid to tell you what it is and what's it's not! Even if it means your feelings may be hurt, you Can always count on Monique keeping it Real with you in every way. Undeniably one of the most interesting funniest most loyal being u will meet Ever!!!!Monique is a true Freak that will make ur dick so fukin hard and horny that u will cum Rainbows and Gold JizZ every time Guaranteed.!
Jesse: Hay who's that chick that just walked in the room ?
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!
by SexyMexy#13 October 17, 2020
Get the Moniquemug. by ammelaen July 7, 2025
Get the moniquedmug. A two-faced lier, and a thief. She has several different personalities, likes to play head games. She will be rud to you till you leave so she can fuck a guy she just met. When he runs off she back texting you again and talking to you like nothing ever happened.
My girl just started treating me badly for no reason till i finally left.
Sounds like you got monique lombardo.
Sounds like you got monique lombardo.
by Tookalotofshit November 30, 2024
Get the monique lombardomug. by ammelaen January 21, 2025
Get the moniquedmug. This word is used to describe someone who is very energetic, fun and hate to babysit while hiking. The person is also likely to be speeding in Victoria at 12am on her daily night drive. Possibly a cyclist hitter(depending on whether her sister is in the car).
by Baguette2.0—- September 23, 2022
Get the Monique Elheloumug. The badest Bitch! Ghetto but Soo Fabulous! Street smart and book smart, with a weird funny sense of humor all in one. Monique's are soooo Sweet, Beautiful, smart,Loyal, funny,and not afraid to tell you what it is and what's it's not! Even if it means your feelings may be hurt, you Can always count on Monique keeping it Real with you in every way. Undeniably one of the most interesting funniest most loyal being u will meet Ever!!!!Monique is a true Freak that will make ur dick so fukin hard and horny that u will cum Rainbows and Gold JizZ every time Guaranteed.!
Jesse: Hay who's that chick that just walked in the room ?
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!
by SexyMexy#13 October 17, 2020
Get the Moniquemug.