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mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job
I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.
by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022
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Mona

Mona is such a baddie. She can't leave house without one of her outfit. She has many bags and named them : Henri, Sabrina, Claire... She is fashionable but in a vintage style. Mona is crazy about astrology. She is sometimes a bitch when she judges you because of your sign... But she will always find a good part in you (i hope so). She has many crushes but the one she can't stop talking about is the waiter from the "Louis Blanc", a bar. She is often grumpy or bored, mostly at parties, but not ones where she sees a good-looking guy. Anyway there's yet so much to tell about Mona
Mona : "Je suis gauffre" (i'm waffly)
Mona : "Si seulement j'avais un lapin"
Tu fais ta mona
by DreamCow December 6, 2021
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Mona Lisa

A “Mona Lisa” is an extremely beautiful girl that is used to break down the defenses of your opposition to ether set them up or for her cause a form of harm to them. Explained in Lil Wayne- Mona Lisa
Send Mona Lisa to the club tonight. The opps will never except a snake with a pretty face.
by King ADG April 8, 2022
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Mona

Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.

Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.

Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik

Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?

Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.

End scene

Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*

Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!

End scene

Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢

Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐

End scene
by TheThupid2 March 14, 2022
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Mona Lisa

When smoking from a bong, the Mona Lisa is a 3 layer bowl piece consisting of kief and finely ground flower. Sprinkled on top lies the heaviest layer of kief experts refer to as “the frosting”.
Damn, I haven’t shit right for a week since I started packing Mona Lisa’s
by A guy12 March 20, 2022
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Mona

broke. no mora </3 she has skills, but refuses to use it for earning money, to her, it means more than that.
aww i lost my 50/50 to mona, it's alright! her sprint is the best ^^
by scaramushr00m October 20, 2021
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Mona Apparition

The Mona Apparition is that a popular character called "Mona" Appears in every image
by Mister Silv November 1, 2021
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