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Minke

People often think of Minke whale when one hears such name.

Minkes, similar to minke whales, are albeit not the most sociable creature, does have a sense of curiosity and is in nature very friendly. They value alone time but do appreciate spending quality time with a small group of people.

Furthermore, Minke whales is the second smallest in the Baleen whale category. Much like their namesake, Minkes tend tend to not enjoy attracting too much attention and prefer to flow through life peacefully and happily.

Hence, people generally uses Minke to describe people who are quietly at first but friendly once you start chatting with them; who has a sense of curiosity and flows through life happily.
Example 1
A: Oh life has been so stressful recently.
B: Ah, don’t worry about it, be a Minke!

Example 2
A: Ah, I wonder where this alleyway lead to. We have some time, let’s go and explore.
B: Yeah sure, you’re such a Minke!
by Lifeasawhale February 12, 2018
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minserandimentum

1. When one is in verbal conflict with another and surpasses to a mental blank.
2. Also known as hobo talk.
3. Others will say it when someone says something that is completely off topic.
4. Also a peach flavoured ice cream.
(min-se-rand-ee-men-tum)

Eg.
1. “…the whales should be saved because they are becoming extinct.” “But they… ummm….well… they have Minserandimentum!”
2. “..the cats stole my brain, and the paper bag wont sell it back!”
3. “ Yo man, how was the game last night?” “I need some coffee!” “hey man, you’ve got a case of Minserandimentum”.
by Flash&SKP July 27, 2006
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cole miners

Fans of WWE commentator "Vintage" Michael Cole, deemed to be virtually nonexistent.
My cole miners love me!

--Michael Cole
by Kitsonga October 7, 2010
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Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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Minceraft

>1% chance of getting that title instead of Minecraft on the splash screen.
If you don't understand then spot the difference between the title and the word Minecraft.
Guy 1: "Hey look what I've got!"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "Seriously, you can't spot the difference?"
Guy 2: "Nope."
Guy 1: "It is Minceraft instead of Minecraft you asshole!"
by doThis(info: "gotta go FAST"); September 9, 2014
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mingermorphosis

Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British trailer trash equivalent).

Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.

Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.
"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"
by thewilster October 18, 2004
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Stinkin' Minken

During the act of anal sex, just before climax, particpant 1 withdraws their penis and places it under the nose of participant 2 ejaculating into their nasal passge. Participant 2 snorts ejaculant into their throat and proceeds to spit it back up into partipant 1's mouth
Bob gave Kimmie a Stinkin' Minken as a special treat.
by Mark Preston September 13, 2004
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