diamond miner's pick axe 

Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.

Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"

diamond miner's pick axe by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

james miner 

A man who watches gay porn, always gets touchy with his friends, is a mega douchebag who plays either lacrosse golf or baseball and is usually knows by his friend group as the one who is gay but acting straight

Dude stop being such a James miner

james miner by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

sweet corn miner 

male sports man who sticks his penis into another male's asshole. Also known as sodomy

White cracker: Sol Campbell is a frigging gay
Jim Crow: Common ma, the nigga ain't no sweet corn miner

sweet corn miner by z-murda May 15, 2009

cock miner 

one who enjoys having his penis 'mine' an ass. a cock miner just digs in for as long as possible.

that cock miner Mike did my girl in the ass!

Jess: Hey, why are you walkin so funny
Liz: That guy was a cock miner... he stretched me all out.

cock miner by EZ23 December 3, 2007

bitcoin miner 

Software that uses an excessive amount of system resources for accomplishing a simple task.

Why haven't you turned off this bitcoin miner, Microsoft jokingly calls Visual Studio Git integration, yet?

bitcoin miner by wutsorswutsors December 5, 2015

The miner! 

Yelled in combination with laughter after the miner says or does something stupid or out of line. Can be anything from a drastic exaggeration (usually involves numbers) to rolling around drunk on the ground outside a bar with no pants on. Miner moments are pretty common, and given enough alcohol they are inevitable.

haha Chris just accidently wiped cake frosting all over his face after falling and slamming his head on the dishwasher after taking a few too many shots.

The miner! hahaha!

The miner! by I've had like 27 beers February 4, 2009

nose miner 

a tiny, tiny, tiny man just like the full size version of a miner, that you put in your nose to extract the very crustiest of boogs(and most hard to reach).

I wish i had a nose miner to reach these crusty boogers.

nose miner by PickAx Mcgee March 26, 2009