Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.
Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.
Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
by The Motherfucking Gary Oak August 31, 2011
Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'
Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!
Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!
Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!
by Ilovemyjawaylin February 14, 2011
1. A perm hairstyle using a microwavable heat cap which accelerates the setting of the perm solution.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.
by i1abnrk June 17, 2010
"Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!
by gravy111 November 20, 2010
Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"
B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
by SendingPizza August 29, 2018
by Syndi P April 17, 2020
When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
by psuedynom November 10, 2021