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A kick-ass comprehensive system for picking up girls, which you can learn at a website of the same name.

Mystery doesn't make confident men; he makes competent men.
'That damn mystery-method guy ran away with my girlfriend AND my sister !'
by Jeopardy June 21, 2006
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Method Gamer

Similar to Method Actor; however, a method gamer is a huge gamer who sinks into the storyline and characters of video games.
"Princess Leia is a bitch."
"Whoa, you're totally a method gamer!"
by Alf Nicholson July 10, 2009
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The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground
Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow
by JediXT April 13, 2005
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The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.
It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.
by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020
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The Linus Method

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**
I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”
by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023
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The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night
by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020
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