Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.

1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

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medded

One who is on medication or medicated.

Catie is all medded up on Dayquil.

by Damien Labonte June 11, 2006

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melder

A machine namely made out of metal with the ability to combine two things into one.

I became one with the sun by using the melder.

by Donnythepab May 25, 2003

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medectophobia

The irrational fear (phobia) of an underlying penis shape in the crotch region of clothing. This can be a fear of the actual outline, or the fear that a bunch of the fabric may be in fact indicative of actual real turgid manflesh. It is a perceptual fear, and while there is no causality link between cock bumps and the fear; it is most likely associated between someone's fear of intimate contact in collusion with their hypersensitivity of other's sex organs. They may fear a sexual encounter is imminent if the impression of the penis is visible.

Closeted homosexuals often exhibit medectophobia when witnessing a man in a bikini or bike shorts.

by Gacy the Rape Clown September 30, 2011

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