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A word used to describe a person who is loud, annoying and never shuts up. Usually someone who isn't very smart.

Pronounced: mel-o-jon.

That girl never shuts up, she's such a melodeon.

That boy is always talking shite. He's an awful melodeon.

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Melodeon

Irish (Hiberno-English) expression, describing something that is very bad, in bad condition or not very good.

Pronounced: malo-jen

Etymology: Melodeon is a type of button accordion.

Related: catmalogen.

The pitch has been absolutely melodeon.

Melodeon by catmelodeon November 29, 2018

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Melodonic

Noun
Mel-o-don-ic
Music the gives the listener a euphoric sensation. Derived from the greek prefix melo music and or melody, and the slang term for marijuana donic.

“This music is hella Melodonic!”
“The record that’s playing is so Melodonic.”

Melodonic by Trvø May 23, 2026

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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