A well-known "resteraunt" which has spreaded thousands of fast food chain links to their name through all most every country in the world like a deadly virus.
Almost everyone in the world have heard their infamous name, and they either love it or hate it.
Resulting in stepping inside an average abyss of tastebud Hell, you will be shocked to discover many terrifying sights. The basic area is horrid, and the first thing heard is whiny children complaining that their "McNuggets" are too "salty" and obnoxious overweight adult customers arguing pointlessly at a random worker. Most seats are taken up by either a crowd of 100 college students clustered into the corners of the room wearing baggy bin bags for trousers, idiotic children or teenagers shouting random things about their "meals" or obese men and women who gorge on about 5 of the disgusting, greasy "burgers" which would make a pig look like it has better diet and dining sense. The smell and overall breathing space is terrible, and the tiny sweaty dining areas usually waft with odours of frying faeces coming from the hidden kitchens.
In other information, most sensible people who have better minds and eating plans will stay well clear of this nightmare, rather than the poor, overweight souls who have had their mouths possesed by poorly cooked pieces of "meat" which look like floppy donkey carcass pressed into a disk-like shape by a child's cookie cutter. Often, terrible bouts of hiccups, burping, vomiting or diorraeh occur approximatly two hours after eating any large portion of the food served there.
Most people now resent the place even more, what with the pathetic TV commercials where they have rappers talking nonsence about how they think "McDonald's" is "the place to be" which makes 70% of the audience expossed to it want to slsh open their wrists in a frenzy of emarassment and hate. Even moronic pre-pubescant girls hate it, and if they were fans of Justin Timberlake now, they will have custom-made dartboards with a photograph of him in the middle for in his honour for inventing it's new catchphrase: "I'm lovin' it".
...Well, sorry, but in my opinion and half of the world, I sadly don't...but don't put me off you fans of buying the new "McVomit In A Bun".
Almost everyone in the world have heard their infamous name, and they either love it or hate it.
Resulting in stepping inside an average abyss of tastebud Hell, you will be shocked to discover many terrifying sights. The basic area is horrid, and the first thing heard is whiny children complaining that their "McNuggets" are too "salty" and obnoxious overweight adult customers arguing pointlessly at a random worker. Most seats are taken up by either a crowd of 100 college students clustered into the corners of the room wearing baggy bin bags for trousers, idiotic children or teenagers shouting random things about their "meals" or obese men and women who gorge on about 5 of the disgusting, greasy "burgers" which would make a pig look like it has better diet and dining sense. The smell and overall breathing space is terrible, and the tiny sweaty dining areas usually waft with odours of frying faeces coming from the hidden kitchens.
In other information, most sensible people who have better minds and eating plans will stay well clear of this nightmare, rather than the poor, overweight souls who have had their mouths possesed by poorly cooked pieces of "meat" which look like floppy donkey carcass pressed into a disk-like shape by a child's cookie cutter. Often, terrible bouts of hiccups, burping, vomiting or diorraeh occur approximatly two hours after eating any large portion of the food served there.
Most people now resent the place even more, what with the pathetic TV commercials where they have rappers talking nonsence about how they think "McDonald's" is "the place to be" which makes 70% of the audience expossed to it want to slsh open their wrists in a frenzy of emarassment and hate. Even moronic pre-pubescant girls hate it, and if they were fans of Justin Timberlake now, they will have custom-made dartboards with a photograph of him in the middle for in his honour for inventing it's new catchphrase: "I'm lovin' it".
...Well, sorry, but in my opinion and half of the world, I sadly don't...but don't put me off you fans of buying the new "McVomit In A Bun".
>_< ...Don't make me go there again...I think I actually feel sympathy for the former slim population who have been sucked into the evil...
by YouThinkYouKnowItButYouDon't August 2, 2004
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The name is an acronym for their terrible food, and the shitty McDonalds experience overall:
M = Malnutritious
C = Crap
D = Disease-ridden
O = Overweight-customers
N = Never-get-served
A = Annoying-little-shits
L = Lard-filled
D = Disgusting
S = SHIT!
Put it all together and what does it spell?...
M C D O N A L D S!!!
The name is an acronym for their terrible food, and the shitty McDonalds experience overall:
M = Malnutritious
C = Crap
D = Disease-ridden
O = Overweight-customers
N = Never-get-served
A = Annoying-little-shits
L = Lard-filled
D = Disgusting
S = SHIT!
Put it all together and what does it spell?...
M C D O N A L D S!!!
by kazza_nz December 25, 2003
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One fifth of the sexiest members of Before You Exit. Super tall, loves Disney, and enjoys playing guitar. He's awesome, no doubt about it.
"Hey, have you heard about the coolest guy on the block?" "Oh yeah, that's Connor McDonough."
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- There is a sign out front that says "We are a black belt school."
- You passed the exam for your black belt, but were denied your belt because your testing fee check of 200 dollars didn't clear at the bank.
-As you walk in the front door there are trophies all over the place, but you can find no evidence of your instructor competing in anything.
-Your karate/tkd instructor claims he could beat a Gracie.
-Your instructor mixes and matches different Asian languages. For example, the instructor claims to be the head of a Tae kwon Do Dojo. Tae Kwon Do is a Korean Art, but Dojo's are Japanese.
-Your instructor is nicknamed "Tiger". The most cliched nickname in all martial arts.
-Your instructor wears camouflage or an American Flag Gi.
-Your instructor claims that in order to get your Black belt you must win at least 5 trophies first.
-They have a class for 4-5 year olds called Tiny Tigers and the instructor says "Our Tiny Tigers are major ass kickers."
-If sparring is allowed it is completely one dimensional. You're taught how to score points in a tournament instead of how to defend yourself in real life.
-Your instructor claims he could defeat a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Master by side stepping and Ko'ing them when they go for a take down.
-You have to sign a rediculous contract/lease agreement to train at the school and the instructor can sue you if you break any of the agreements in the contract.
-As soon as the UFC craze hit America they went from being a Karate school to a "Mixed Martial Arts" school, but you cannot verify that your instructor has ever had a single pro MMA fight.
- There is a sign out front that says "We are a black belt school."
- You passed the exam for your black belt, but were denied your belt because your testing fee check of 200 dollars didn't clear at the bank.
-As you walk in the front door there are trophies all over the place, but you can find no evidence of your instructor competing in anything.
-Your karate/tkd instructor claims he could beat a Gracie.
-Your instructor mixes and matches different Asian languages. For example, the instructor claims to be the head of a Tae kwon Do Dojo. Tae Kwon Do is a Korean Art, but Dojo's are Japanese.
-Your instructor is nicknamed "Tiger". The most cliched nickname in all martial arts.
-Your instructor wears camouflage or an American Flag Gi.
-Your instructor claims that in order to get your Black belt you must win at least 5 trophies first.
-They have a class for 4-5 year olds called Tiny Tigers and the instructor says "Our Tiny Tigers are major ass kickers."
-If sparring is allowed it is completely one dimensional. You're taught how to score points in a tournament instead of how to defend yourself in real life.
-Your instructor claims he could defeat a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Master by side stepping and Ko'ing them when they go for a take down.
-You have to sign a rediculous contract/lease agreement to train at the school and the instructor can sue you if you break any of the agreements in the contract.
-As soon as the UFC craze hit America they went from being a Karate school to a "Mixed Martial Arts" school, but you cannot verify that your instructor has ever had a single pro MMA fight.
by Zman333 June 10, 2008
Get the mcdojo mug.A british, Perfect Youtuber, with Great hear, face smile, and he prides himself on being a nerd. His youtube account is Charlieissocoollike, Cool like means to hug a fridge. He has original songs written on both personal expierience and Dr. Who. He is even in a band Chameleon Circuit that does nothing but basically a sound track on Dr. Who. All their music is based upon the songs. Charlie is about as funny as Shane Dawson, but he is ten times more emersive, I've began to prefer his videos to Shane's. He also has a very relatable personality, and like i said perfect, he is VERY cute. He always brightens my day and will at one point earn many more subscribers than Fred, but I don't think he cares much for that. He only cares that he likes his vids. thats GREAT quality I Believe.
He has gotten a very credited amount of attention for " Duet with myself" and his series "Challenge Charlie"
My favorite video he has made is either Never From Concentrate (with bits) , Dying my hair red, or Winegum expeiriment.
He has gotten a very credited amount of attention for " Duet with myself" and his series "Challenge Charlie"
My favorite video he has made is either Never From Concentrate (with bits) , Dying my hair red, or Winegum expeiriment.
Question: who would you like to kiss on youtube?
me: Charlie McDonnel, the cute british nerdy youtuber.
friend: HEY Charlie isnt a nerd, he's AWESOME
me: hes claimed to be one, im not just saying this. Nerds are cool anyways...
Friend: whatever....Nerds arent cool, you stuff them in lockers, and Charlie is cool
Me: Nahh, Nerds are overly smart and immature why is that bad?
Friend: Well, its a bit of an insult I think
Me: for heavens sake, when did this thing with nerd being uncool come into play? Have you seen his video "Defending video Games"???
Friend: yeah
me: Well, what is the first line in the description??
friend: "Because I am a huge Nerd" but still....
Me: Fine, then what was one of the things he claimed to be on his site???
Friend: fine you win. He's cool. He's a nerd. Nerds are cool. but why would you want to kiss him?
Me: Well, your male so you wouldnt understand. But i find him rather attractive
friend: I thought you loved Andy Six
me: Well, him too. and this is for YOUTUBER
Friend: Well, Shane Dawson....
me: has no personality....
Friend: Yeah, Charlie does have a rather relatable tone
me: Yeah, and that counts alot for me.
Friend: so we both agree CHARLIE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!
me: YESSSSSS
me: Charlie McDonnel, the cute british nerdy youtuber.
friend: HEY Charlie isnt a nerd, he's AWESOME
me: hes claimed to be one, im not just saying this. Nerds are cool anyways...
Friend: whatever....Nerds arent cool, you stuff them in lockers, and Charlie is cool
Me: Nahh, Nerds are overly smart and immature why is that bad?
Friend: Well, its a bit of an insult I think
Me: for heavens sake, when did this thing with nerd being uncool come into play? Have you seen his video "Defending video Games"???
Friend: yeah
me: Well, what is the first line in the description??
friend: "Because I am a huge Nerd" but still....
Me: Fine, then what was one of the things he claimed to be on his site???
Friend: fine you win. He's cool. He's a nerd. Nerds are cool. but why would you want to kiss him?
Me: Well, your male so you wouldnt understand. But i find him rather attractive
friend: I thought you loved Andy Six
me: Well, him too. and this is for YOUTUBER
Friend: Well, Shane Dawson....
me: has no personality....
Friend: Yeah, Charlie does have a rather relatable tone
me: Yeah, and that counts alot for me.
Friend: so we both agree CHARLIE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!
me: YESSSSSS
by Bloody Charlie Fangirl August 27, 2010
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I went to McDonald's the other day and i got the squirts...
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