Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.

hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.

by Reptar08 July 1, 2010

super charged ass sex marathon

When you do enough cocaine and MDNA to have ass sex 4 times, and get pink eye, but still hire a babysitter to go out for more. Typical good old fashion Holiday Bender behavior.

I want to blow bbg and do blow after our super charged ass sex marathon but tomorrow I need to get more pink eye medicine.

by NugsDotCom December 6, 2017

Mariothon

When you complete all 32 mariokart circuits in one sitting.

Hey Jemma how do you fancy a mariothon this weekend? We should start training now.

by Hmain March 29, 2017

Marathon

Playing a video game from start to finish with little or no breaks.

I'm going to marathon Halo 3 when it comes out.

I marathoned Halo 2 over the weekend.

by landpirate36 January 2, 2009

marathon

when one tries to get stoned for the duration of more then 10 hours

yo wanna do a marathon today meet me at 12

by webley December 18, 2005

Marathon

A race attempted by a loarge assortment of idiots who lack the coordination or ability to use the basic skill of running in a real sport. Instead they decide to run for hours on end for no apparent reason. Marathons are oftenly described as "fun" by these morons for reasons unknown to the sane part of society. These retards also enjoy the loss of the ability to walk, run, move, fuck, for the 2 days following the Marathon.

Bob: "I'm running the boston Marathon "Jim"
Jim: "How long is it Bob"
Bob: "40 miles"
Jim: "Your a retard Jim"

by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006

Boston Marathon

When you get explosive diarea, esp when running.

I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants

by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015