High Maintenance

Alessandra

Alessandra is high maintenance.

by Loser_8008135 July 5, 2020

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maimtenance

1. Committing the felony of mayhem upon in the name of maintenance. 2. Mutilation, disfigurement, or serious wounding in the name of maintenance.

The IT department has scheduled maimtenance on all production systems over the weekend. You may as well just plan to be out for the next week while they sort out the resulting damage.

by reallyanonymous November 25, 2009

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Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.

Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)

by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011

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Maintenance Poke

To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.

I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke

by sbfacepoker May 28, 2012

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maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

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A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.

Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!

by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023

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