sneaky maintenance

Sneaky Maintenance: Somewhat analogous to high maintenance; with the exception that the unsuspecting boyfriend doesn't perceive the maintenance level of the newly anointed girlfriend. Thinking said girlfriend is low maintenance, but in reality, a shockingly high amount of money and time is spent on jewelry, hair, make-up, and clothes.
Kevin thought Ivonne was a low maintenance girl with her down to earth sensibilities and sweet dispositions. The sneaky maintenance side was identified when a 5$ piece of jewelry quickly turned into a $5,000 piece of jewelry. Further identification of sneaky maintenance was realized when the 10 minute “getting ready” time slowly morphed into 1 and half hour getting ready time; which include multiple outfit changes and extensive make-up applications and hair styling.
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Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 18, 2011
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Maintenance Poke

To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.
I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke
by sbfacepoker March 01, 2012
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Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?
by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
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Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.
Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.
by Brothaontheinside August 08, 2020
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Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021
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Maintenance Jack

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.
Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024
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