lassair

A bad ass bitch who is controlling in the bedroom. Also loves to stab people. Catch phrase "go fuck yourself and take it up the ass".

Lassair dominated Beatrice.

by Slave babygirl March 12, 2017

lessard

A lizard disguised as a human. They are taking over the planet slowly with their lizard ways.

A think he's a lessard

by That fat cat 56789 March 25, 2016

Lysander

a teenager who lives in Shepton Mallet, likes knives, and kicks arse.

Lysander lives in Shepton Mallet.
Which sucks ass.
Great.

by lysander March 24, 2003

Lysak

1: Fat and lazy Polish man, or his lazy, unsightly offspring.
2: A Polish man who does not own a toothbrush or deodorant.
3: A stinky wife of a Polish man who eats all day and does her best to fuck over her employees.
4: A lying sack of shit, destined for an ass beating in the office at which they work.

I hear old man Lysak was collecting his salary illegally at the same time he was collecting disability insurance. He will get an ass beating as soon as his insurance company is tipped off.

by Ryan Murray April 16, 2003

lysander

kid with a miniature dick that lives in Massachusetts and likes boys

"god that kid in my middle school is such a lysander "

by chwong chao January 25, 2009

the lysiak

this is a little-known but intense sexual move. wait around in a dark, secluded thicket until a defenseless, elderly woman wanders by. Ask her if she's ok, but just close enough for your microwave oven to blow her pacemaker haywire. Then, bend her over a park bench, throw her poodle skirt over her broken hips, and fuck her like osteoporosis is going out of style until her blue wig falls off. then steal her motorized cart and ride off into the darkness

i was so fucked up from that varnish that i did the lysiak

by little bitch smurf March 16, 2003

lossa

a slang term for (a) lot of

Wanna hang out?
nah i can't, i got a lossa homework tonight:(

by Errchy May 23, 2008