lunk head

A lunk head is (usually male) someone who lacks creativity, is very slow on the uptake on understanding situations, is not well read or well informed politically or intellectually, is most likely barely literate, has not desire to educate themselves, no intellectual activity, has no ability to plan for the future, and has very little perception skills, if they do read anything, it is usually a low level tabloid newspaper, has no hobbies outside of watching televison. Possibly half the male population fits this category. Often overweight.

A subway worker in New York City named Mike, a barely literate, uneducated, very very slow mentally, proudly claims that "he hates to read", but will read the sports section in the New York Post. Has no concept or interest in politics, foreign affairs, science, hobbies, social customs, no interest in travelling abroad, proudly claims that he "has no need for a passport" Only goal in life is to retire with a pension. No desire to own property, often breaks telephones due to spending his entire 8 hour shift talkin to other lunk heads.

by SAMMY SMITH July 15, 2006

lunker

Originally meant to describe the biggest fish in a given body of water, also refers to a larger than average sized penis.

Hey baby, I would love to take you home and shove my lunker in your mouth.

by Kingcockpit January 13, 2009

sticky lungs

When someone swallows and chokes so that the semen is inhaled into the lungs. This would cause the "sticky lung" effect.

My neighbor caught pneumonia from a bad case of sticky lungs in '37.

by kam4200 February 13, 2012

Linkstipated

When you have to make a bowel movement with extreme urgency, but you're holding it in so you can finish reading (or watching) the link someone just sent you.

I ran to the bathroom the second the new "Jake and Amir" webisode was over because I was linkstipated; but the pain of holding it in was worth it to not have to press "pause."

by Joisey Mike February 6, 2009

Salty Lunker

Slang for large heavy penis.

Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere

by tsukisan December 17, 2012

Chunk-a-Lunk

The chunkiest african dwarf froggie, has bubble in belly forcing her to float sideways all the time

Chunk-a-Lunk how many bloodworms did you eat?

by Moar Krabs January 5, 2018

rosanna golf links

the techers there r all fucking racists that dont know waht they say. every time u c a teacher there (fucking) high.

they raped my sister. this is rosanna golf links

by hrahsfgxbhsgdf October 29, 2018