Nostalgia Malignancy

When you annoy your children and others with exaggerated stories of your own childhood.

Bragging about how you walked five miles to school in two feet of snow, uphill both ways, is nothing but nostalgia malignancy.

by BayLeaves June 11, 2021

nostalgia day

december 5th is the day

They: hey! It's december 5th, it's nostalgia day!
He: ah yes, time to put my old avatar on

by markusistaken December 2, 2021

Nostalgiatard

Derogatory term for a person who is obsessed with things from the past (i.e. VHS tapes or the NES console), it has been used since the invention of the internet.

Person 1: I love the NES console so much!
Person 2: Oh hello Nostalgiatard
Person 1: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT WORD!

by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2022

Dumbass Nostalgia

Just like normal nostalgia, but when you remember a time when you were a dumbass instead.

Jake: "Dude I just remembered that time in 7th grade I dated Meghan."

Will: "Ew that ugly bitch?"

Will: "That's some serious dumbass nostalgia, Jake."

by asadaa October 23, 2010

Flash Nostalgia

Flash Nostalgia is a sudden rush of sadness you get when you experience something (typically a song or an old picture/video) that reminds you of your past. You reminisce about the old times, good or bad, and wish you could slow down or reverse time and make better choices.

Did you hear that they played Hey Soul Sister at the assembly yesterday? haven’t heard that song since like 2010. Shit gave me flash nostalgia.

by Real One 1 February 4, 2019

Nightmare Nostalgia

Reminiscing on bad memories that trigger anxiety and/or depression

Nathali: "Look at these math and science textbooks from Grade 7 and 8"
Mounir: "Wow, that literally gave me nightmare nostalgia"

by waterwaterwaterloolooloo March 4, 2021

the nostalgia day

a day when everyone sets their avatars and names in social networking apps/sites, example: discord

They: hey! It's the nostalgia day!
He: ah yes, time to put my old avatar on

by logixcool March 10, 2021