ROCKBLOCKING

when someone walks in front of the tv while playing guitarhero/rockband.

"I was shredding super hard on expert to Journey but failed cause Jerry started rockblocking me

by cainraw June 4, 2009

CockBlocker

A person who has unnatural tendencies to stop sexual encounters before they begin.

Terrible. Some chick cockblocker screwed me big time

by Meandmybaby June 29, 2011

Cockblocked by Donald Trump

When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.

Jose: I was about to visit my girlfriend but I got cockblocked by Donald Trump.
Juan: No me gusta.

by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017

clockblocked

trolliest AMC 10 problem in history (specifically referring to 2015 AMC 10A #14)

The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?

*Time rewinds to February 2015*
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.

by fidgetboss_4000 June 11, 2019

Cockblockapalooza

A social gathering where a female or male has many friends of the opposite sex which furthermore cockblocks any unsuspecting suitor to make a move on them.

Nick doesn't stand a chance at the sorority party, it's a Cockblockapalooza.

by Jenbo May 31, 2007

Cockblocker

A person who gets in the way of a couple getting their freak on.

A prison worker who tries to keep a couple from havin congigal trailer visits so they can get their freak ON is a def cockblocker.

They don't do their job, delay the paperwork and even lie instead of simply finishin stuff up.

by Sexy Sadie69 January 6, 2008

Divine Cockblock

When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.

Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.

Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.

by A Person Who Thinks April 24, 2010