Jesus Lizard

A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.
Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."
by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004
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Titty Lizard

A creepy guy who's always trying to look down girls' blouses
The girls are pissed because George is such a titty lizard.
by Ootie January 13, 2009
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Language Of The Lizard

An upcoming psychedelic-folk band with lyrics of intricate artistic ability, using descriptive imagery in the wording, with lyrics containing heartmelting melodies and cord progressions, mind-expanding music, incredible music.
Man did you hear Language Of The Lizard last night? Shit's trippy and mindboggling, I went home after the concert and pondered their worthwhile lyrics.
by letshaveamindfuck January 17, 2011
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Lot Lizard

Truck Stop Prostitute- Male or Female- Predominantly found at truck stops and whose sole intention is to score some trucker lovin' for some quick cash or occcasionally for free depending on the mood
Man, those lot lizards at the Iowa 80 stop have gotten so much better since the economy took a turn for the worse. Thank goodness for the Bush admistration
by N.C.H.A. September 07, 2006
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lizard skin

stig/juul/anything that has nicotine
Chad: WHY THE FUCK DO WE NOT HAVE ANY LIZARD SKIN?
Tad: YOU USED THEM ALL FUCKING RETARD
by ongekyume September 16, 2019
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dope lizard

a dope head ( methhead) who looks like a lizard in the face and will do anything for a sack. and will continue to lose lots of weight and will tell everyone they're off the shit
omg did you see diane!!! she's such a dope lizard!!!
by sven cantu March 30, 2008
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Lane lizard

Person that will drive in the passing lane the same speed or slower than the normal travel lane.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a lane lizard that refused to move over for faster traffic.
by Seymour Kooch August 06, 2015
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