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lizard repellent 

Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.
Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.

Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh
lizard repellent by Willy Wig September 23, 2014
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lizard kinging 

When kissing someone you violently stick your tounge in an out of their mouth repeatedly.
My girlfriend so no more lizard kinging her after she gaged.
lizard kinging by Lizard King 68 October 4, 2017

Lizard Neck

Difficult to explain without a video clip, a Lizard Neck is a male or female who tends to turn their head to look at something and can snap back in a split second. These are those people you catch staring in the corner of your eye, then as soon as you look up they snap their head away from you as if they weren't looking. You would think that their neck would strain from it but they are adjusted to the cause. Everybody has had their share of Lizard Neck moments but some of us have adapted to it.
Jackie: That boy Damon is a Lizard Neck! He keeps lookin at me, then snappin' away when I look back!

Jasmine: I got one of those in the front of my class.
Lizard Neck by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012

lizard moment 

When one person tells a story to another person and the person listening to the story completely ignores what the person is telling them, and just stands there, as a lizard would sticking its tongue out, unaware of any surroundings.
Charlie, I just had a lizard moment with that girl!

Lizard lick 

When you quickly dart you tongue from her ass hole to her clit.
She never looked at me the same after I gave her a lizard lick

lizard wrangler 

Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob.
Man, that Susie chick sure is a lizard wrangler.
lizard wrangler by Tristor March 26, 2005

lizard lip 

To drink liquor straight from the bottle, instead of pouring into a shot glass or mixing it with another drink like a normal person would.
Person A: (refering to half bottle of bacardi 151) Dude, you could totally finish that right now! Just lizard lip that shit.

Drunkard: Hahaha no way, there is so much left in there! Blargh!

Person A: (to self) Foiled again!
lizard lip by sandstorm810 October 27, 2011