Langert

Langerts tend to be angry creatures who are usually found any place there is alcohol and/or large breasts. They generally attack when their victims least expect it and usually use an attack known as the "grizzly bear" or "billy goat". Be sure to not get too close to a Langert when he is near alcohol/large breasts. They have a unique mating call and you know one is close when you hear hunters chant "Get Langert Laid! Get Langert Laid!". This creature tends to have a problem sealing the deal when it comes to mating. This creature may become extinct if this problem isn't solved as soon as possible. Langerts are also known for their pick up lines and ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol. These creatures travel alone and may attack at any time.

I hear the get Langert Laid chant, he must be near.

Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert

by muffycriedduringthenotebooktoo February 4, 2010

Langer

1. Penis
2. Thundering idiot
3. drunk (pl)

He was so langers (or langerated) last night, he never put his langer back in after a wazz(pee), what a langer!

by RaZaHberry October 5, 2006

Liger

The male counterpart to the commonly referenced "cougar." These men should be considered horny and highly aggressive, normally preying on young women between the ages of 18 and 24.

I'm looking for an older man with lots of money. Aka: Liger-hunting

by McKing August 1, 2011

lingerie

A somewhat pointless, yet amazingly sexy undergarment usually worn by women to arouse and excite men. The reason for it being pointless is beacuse if the situation calls for lingerie, a stained and oversized t-shirt will excite men just as much, because neither will be staying on for an extended period of time. Lingerie may take the form of thongs, garter belts, bras, and other lacey things...

"She looked great in that lingerie...but as I recall, she looks just as good in my t-shirt when the mood is right."

by unluckyenigma April 17, 2006

Linde

Sex machine

That guy was so good in bed last night he was like a linde because he was so good at it.

by Stephanzz October 23, 2008

Lindel

An artist of all kinds (i.e. Drawing, dancing, singing, photography, etc.) who generally portrays happy or effervescent works, rather than darker medias.

She only draws cute pictures, nothing scary. She's a Lindel, alright.

by Kiki-chance February 21, 2008

ligend

/'lih:gend / The antonym of a legend.
Used as subtle description or insult regarding an individual or object.

"He/She is a ligend"
"Thats a ligendary t-shirt you got yourself there"

by Kronos August 23, 2005