limpdick

A male that cannot get an erection

"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"

by WalkieCamoKurtie July 1, 2006

Limp

A limp is a simp but the only thing simps take is L's, so replace the s with l

yo this dude corny as fuck bro he limping so hard rn, I aint wanna be friends with no limp.

by extreme chadman January 5, 2022

limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

Limpopo

A large river in Africa. Often used as an honorific term towards a person who gives you some water.

Person 1: Limpopo, please give me some water.
Person 2: No problem child.

by yeahnav January 18, 2021

limp biscut

A game that originated in Australia where a primarily male organization stands around a biscut and they take turns trying to ejaculate on it. The last one to hit the biscut has to eat it.

We were a Tom's house and we played limp biscut, thank god i wasnt last to hit the biscut.

by sarahbearaxxoo October 25, 2008

Limpton

A bailer, someone who is disliked in the local community, or has failed to complete an assigned task.

Ryan: Whoa budzo that joe really is a LIMPTON!
Jason: Far out! he bailed last night, he really went Limpton on us!

by hosio March 16, 2009

Limpah

Adj; A girl so ugly that she makes a man's penis go limp.

Damn, that girl is so ugly, she's a limpah.

by PrttyGrlsOnlyPls October 12, 2009